Someone to play with.
Upperkick sits beside you while you game. She watches the screen you choose, hears what your computer plays, and says what she makes of it — out loud, in her own voice, like a friend on the sofa rather than a tool.
What she actually does
- Watches one screen or window you pick. Only that one.
- Follows the dialogue, so she knows what just happened in a cutscene.
- Talks back when you talk to her — hold a key, or leave the microphone open.
- Keeps a few sentences about you between evenings, which you can read and delete.
- Stays quiet through a scene and says what she made of it when it ends.
Pricing
The first hour is free. No card.
It is an hour of actually playing rather than a week on a calendar, so it waits until you sit down. About $1.40 of usage, which is on us.
Evenings
$12 a month
about 3.5 hours a month
Most nights
$25 a month
about 8.5 hours a month
Hours are what the models cost rather than a stopwatch: a quiet game goes further than a loud one, and the app shows you what is left as you go. Cancel whenever you like — it runs to the end of the period you paid for.
Refunds
The free hour exists so you can decide before paying, so a part-used month is not refunded as a rule. If something went wrong — she would not start, the voice never worked, you were charged twice — write to us and we will refund it. Purchases are handled by Paddle as the merchant of record, and their buyer terms apply to the transaction alongside this.
What it needs
Windows 10 or 11. A game that runs in borderless or windowed mode if you want captions on screen. Headphones are worth it, so she does not hear herself.
Honest about what it is
She is a language model, not a person. She will say things about a game with complete confidence and be wrong, and she is not a substitute for a friend, a doctor or anybody else. It is for people aged 18 and over.